December 2011
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K, Jeff is officially the most adorable man in the...
iridedressage:
Evidence:
None of these gifs are mine lol i can’t make gifs for the life of meeee
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rituall: You Gotta Tip Me a Twenty →
rituall:
Hey nummy nummy and a yo ho ho shalalalala
With a nanny nanny hey shalalalala
Hey there mister, hey there son,
Don’t give me nickels, don’t give me a one,
If you want to tip me,
You better give me plenty…
Tip me twenty.
If you want me to lose these pantaloons,
You best go get your…
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sexyshoesandanumbrella asked: I love your blog. Just sayin'. 170-ish pages of pure kickass awesome.
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The sea just goes by and I sit and watch this endless, vast, trackless, blue,...
– Greg Proops on about his voyage on the Freedom of the Seas cruise.
(Smartest Man In The World Podcast: Episode 36 “Diamonds”)
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Thanks to Greg Proops....
stuffharrietlikes:
I now say “Take a Chillafed” instead of Chill Pill.
I say “Fuckin’ A” both sarcastically and genuinely.
I exclaim “Oh Kittens!” instead of blaspheming.
I read things in Jeremy Irons’ voice. (Well, sometimes in Greg’s Jeremy Irons voice.)
Let’s face it, this man has an awesome influence.
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This country doesn’t need a president, it needs a MAKEOVER!
– Greg Proops (via sprinkle-your-jello)
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Women have every right to do what the fuck ever they want with anything inside...
– Greg Proops on abortion (via jitterybugjitterbug)
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Quoting Oscar Wilde’s “I have nothing to declare except my genius.”, adds time...
– Colin Mochrie ~ Twitter (via fuckyeahcaptainhair)
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Hey, I didn't mean to cook your dog. But hey,...
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PEOPLE OF NORWAY
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billymaysheeer:
bad songs to sing in prison.
“with a wig, you remind me of julia.”
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whoselinescreenshots:
‘Are you my mummy?’
‘You don’t look like my mummy…’
‘MUMMYYYYY!!’
Awwww. Episode 1x16 (show no. 121) - Weird Newscasters.
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